Wear your legacy, share a laugh, and represent the fleet in style!
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T-shirts customized with your command - Ship or Submarine.
We will create the t-shirt specifically for you!
See included examples in thumbnails.
Customized t-shirts are created just for you and require an additional 2-3 days for design and printing.
Shipping:
⚓️ $4.99 Flat Rate Shipping.
⚓ FREE SHIPPING on 3 items or more
⚓ Custom Orders typically ship within 2-4 business days of order.
⚓ Once shipped, allow 2-5 business days for delivery
Returns:
Our goal at Navy Humor is your satisfaction.
Our Navy inspired gear is typically non-returnable, but our goal is for 100% satisfaction guarantee. Please reach out to us if something isn't right.
⚓ 30-Day Return Policy
⚓ Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
Refunds:
⚓ Received product is damaged or defective
⚓ Within 30 days of purchase
⚓ MUST be unused and be returned in the same condition in which you received your item.
For returns or refunds contact us at: support@navyhumor.com
Quality Soft, Midweight, Modern Fit Tshirt
⚓ 100% ring-spun cotton tshirt
(Heather colors are poly/cotton blend)
⚓ Unisex fit
⚓ Runs True to Size
(If your typical fit is between sizes, we recommend ordering the larger size)
⚓ Designed, Printed, Packaged & Shipped in the USA
Inspired by the Humor, Honor & Tradition of the American Sailor
Follow these care instructions and your t-shirts will keep their vibrant colors.
At Navy Humor, we believe that sea stories, salty jokes, and a little bit of sarcasm are what keep the Navy running. Whether you served through rough seas on a tin can, deep below in a sub, or from the flight deck of a carrier, you’ll find something here that speaks to your salty soul.
Founded by a Navy veteran who knows that “hurry up and wait” is a way of life, our mission is simple: bring Navy veterans, active-duty sailors, and their families high-quality, comfortable apparel that lets them wear their service with a smile, and a sense of pride.
At the end of the day, the Navy isn’t just about the job—it’s about the memories, the camaraderie, and the moments you’ll be remembering, and sharing, for the rest of your life.
Fair winds, following seas, and always keep your sense of humor!

Love it, love it, love it! ...but I can't believe the signs were really posted there in Norfolk. Father-in-law said they were, but he liked to tell sailor tales, so....
But the shirt is awesome. Thank y'all bunches!
Got a lot of looks. Some asked about the meaning. Told them that there are more people in small cities than those that served on a nuke powered ships and subs. So it is an elite group of sailors.
I love this shirt! The quality is great and I’ve received so many compliments on it already!!
A great shirt that only those who’ve been there will understand.
Very happy great shirt
Great quality shirts!
Great quality and super comfy!! Thanks, I love both my shirts.
BZ, ONLY WISH THERE WERE LONG SLEEVE TEE SHIRTS!
My boomer husband loved it! Plans on wearing it on our next cruise! Maybe he'll meet another Boomer?
Like the construction and fabric of the shirt.
Thank you!
Good shirt for a Tin Can sailor
Great fit and quality material! And I am proud to wear it.
I get a lot of looks. You can tell the the true gator-freighter sailors by getting a thumbs up.
Awesome shirt! Huzbn (24-yr retired CPO, jet mechanic on the Truman and the Enterprise) absolutely loved it & wore it for his mom to see on our last visit. Looks good on him, too.
Thanks to all you Navy Humor vets for your service--to the Navy and to this Tshirt outfit! Keep up the good work!
People love it
It’s a great shirt with the Navy’s best ever slogan! They should go back to this slogan and keep it till the end of time.
Yes, the owner served 10+ years in the United States Navy as a Machinist's Mate, from July 1983 to November 1993. He honorably discharged as an MM1 after working in in the engine rooms of two submarine tenders, and a Military Police Watch Commander.
Please refer to the Size Chart linked below the Size choices on the product page. Our t-shirts run true to size in form and fit.
All orders ship USPS (United States Postal Service) and typically arrive within 4-8 days from the time of order.
To preserve the print quality of your shirt, we recommend washing your t-shirt inside out, in cold water. Avoid high-heat drying.
Customers should verify their order, but in the case of defects or incorrect items, a refund or a replacement is available within 14 days of delivery. We take pride in our products and will work to resolve any and all issues to your satisfaction.
Every month we make a contribution to a Charity that serves Navy Veterans, whether exclusively, or military Veterans in general. It is part of our Mission Statement to give back to the community of Veterans that sacrificed so much in service to our Nation.