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The station that follows me wherever I go.
Quality Soft, Midweight, Modern Fit Tshirt
โ 100% ring-spun cotton tshirt
(Heather colors are poly/cotton blend)
โ Unisex fit
โ Runs True to Size
(If your typical fit is between sizes, we recommend ordering the larger size)
โ Designed, Printed, Packaged & Shipped in the USAย
Inspired by the Humor, Honor & Tradition of the American Sailor
Follow these care instructions and your t-shirts will keep their vibrant colors.
Shipping:
โ FREE SHIPPING on orders over $75!
โ Orders typically ship within 3 business days of placing the order.
โ Once shipped, allow 2-5 business days for delivery
Returns:
Our goal atย Navy Humor is your satisfaction.
Ourย Navy inspired gear is typically non-returnable, but our goal is for 100% satisfaction guarantee. Please reach out to us if something isn't right.
โ 30-Day Return Policy
โ Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
Refunds:
โ Received product is damaged or defective
โ Within 30 days of purchase
โ MUST be unused and be returned in the same condition in which you received your item.
For returns or refunds contact us at: support@navyhumor.com

I love this shirt.
Good quality shirts and very appropriate for Navy peeps. Company is very easy to work with. I will come back to use them. Thank you.
Love the shirt!
I bought it as a Christmas gift for a friend. Although he was never in the military; he thinks, acts and swears like a sailor. He loves the way it feels, the fabric and especially the saying. There are quite a bit of crows in his neighborhood and they tend to think like him also. Hence the F-CAW-F. Even his friends got a really good chuckle over it. Thank you for the perfect gift for a non-sailor. โ๏ธ๐บ๐ฒ๐๐
My Wife loves it โฅ๏ธ
Good quality. Clear print. Comfortable.
Love it
A gift for my stepdad who served in the Navy and now has our son serving. He was very appreciative of the gift and is looking forward to wearing it soon!
My Navy Veteran Hubby loves his T-Shirt and the others I have bought for him from Navy Humor. Well made, true to size and fast friendly service!
I purchased 3 shirts and my hubby LOVED them! Good quality with lots of choices in all navy rates! Weโre both navy vets so will be looking for more..thanks shipmate๐ค
great quality. would love to see CDR insignia
Great short! Love it!๐๐ผโ๏ธ๐๐ผ
Great quality, beautiful color true to size I love it
Please add larger sizes
Nice quality. Fits great!
Yes, the owner served 10+ years in the United States Navy as a Machinist's Mate, from July 1983 to November 1993. He honorably discharged as an MM1 after working in in the engine rooms of two submarine tenders, and a Military Police Watch Commander.
Please refer to the Size Chart linked below the Size choices on the product page. Our t-shirts run true to size in form and fit.
All orders ship USPS (United States Postal Service) and typically arrive within 4-8 days from the time of order.
To preserve the print quality of your shirt, we recommend washing your t-shirt inside out, in cold water. Avoid high-heat drying.
Customers should verify their order, but in the case of defects or incorrect items, a refund or a replacement is available within 14 days of delivery. We take pride in our products and will work to resolve any and all issues to your satisfaction.
Every month we make a contribution to a Charity that serves Navy Veterans, whether exclusively, or military Veterans in general. It is part of our Mission Statement to give back to the community of Veterans that sacrificed so much in service to our Nation.
Navy Humor was created by a U.S. Navy veteran who comes from a long line of Navy veterans. Our products are designed for Navy veterans, active-duty sailors, and all who love the humor, pride, & tradition of the World's Greatest Navy.
The Navy isn't just a job - it's a lifelong brotherhood and sisterhood. Our products bring that connection, and those memories, to life - letting you wear your pride, your sea stories, and inside jokes, wherever you go!
Our Mission is simple: keep the humor of the Navy, and its traditions, alive through high-quality products and excellent customer service. We are also dedicated to giving back to the Navy community through various veteran-focused charities, and acts of service.