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Quality Soft, Midweight, Modern Fit Tshirt
⚓ 100% ring-spun cotton tshirt
(Heather colors are poly/cotton blend)
⚓ Unisex fit
⚓ Runs True to Size
(If your typical fit is between sizes, we recommend ordering the larger size)
⚓ Designed, Printed, Packaged & Shipped in the USA
Inspired by the Humor, Honor & Tradition of the American Sailor
Follow these care instructions and your t-shirts will keep their vibrant colors.
Shipping:
⚓ FREE SHIPPING on orders over $75!
⚓ Orders typically ship within 3 business days of placing the order.
⚓ Once shipped, allow 2-5 business days for delivery
Returns:
Our goal at Navy Humor is your satisfaction.
Our Navy inspired gear is typically non-returnable, but our goal is for 100% satisfaction guarantee. Please reach out to us if something isn't right.
⚓ 30-Day Return Policy
⚓ Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
Refunds:
⚓ Received product is damaged or defective
⚓ Within 30 days of purchase
⚓ MUST be unused and be returned in the same condition in which you received your item.
For returns or refunds contact us at: support@navyhumor.com
At Navy Humor, we believe that sea stories, salty jokes, and a little bit of sarcasm are what keep the Navy running. Whether you served through rough seas on a tin can, deep below in a sub, or from the flight deck of a carrier, you’ll find something here that speaks to your salty soul.
Founded by a Navy veteran who knows that “hurry up and wait” is a way of life, our mission is simple: bring Navy veterans, active-duty sailors, and their families high-quality, comfortable apparel that lets them wear their service with a smile, and a sense of pride.
At the end of the day, the Navy isn’t just about the job—it’s about the memories, the camaraderie, and the moments you’ll be remembering, and sharing, for the rest of your life.
Fair winds, following seas, and always keep your sense of humor!

I'm very Honored to wear your T-Shirt stating "SERVED WITH HONOR" and "RETIRED WITH PRIDE". I Have now worn this T-Shirt for two days several good comments have been noted by me. Thanks, have a Blessed Turkey Day.
I absolutely loved this shirt. The for was great and got lots of compliments on it.
I enlisted in the Navy after the Vietnam era. At my first duty station, there were signs posted in folks' front lawns that read Sailors and dogs keep off the grass. Seeing this tee on the website brought back memories. The tees are well-made and the customer service is exceptional. I bought two tees in mediums and found that although they fit, I wanted more room. Kevin immediately sent me both shirts in a large size and told me to donate the ones that I didn't want to keep. He even told me to wash them and decide afterwards. You can get any customer service better than that.
I’m am pleased with the shirt. Best part, nobody knows what it says!
On time and no hassle. Looks great
Cool shirt
Got several laughs. Is what i was looking for
Son Loved it. Thank you.
Everything i expected. Thank you
Great Shirt!
It was purchased as a gift. Haven’t given it recipient yet. I’ll wear mine with pride tomorrow.
Nice quality T. Good silk screening.
Tee is soft it is true to size. Washes well!
Great shirts
Love the shirt! It looks great!
Yes, the owner served 10+ years in the United States Navy as a Machinist's Mate, from July 1983 to November 1993. He honorably discharged as an MM1 after working in in the engine rooms of two submarine tenders, and a Military Police Watch Commander.
Please refer to the Size Chart linked below the Size choices on the product page. Our t-shirts run true to size in form and fit.
All orders ship USPS (United States Postal Service) and typically arrive within 4-8 days from the time of order.
To preserve the print quality of your shirt, we recommend washing your t-shirt inside out, in cold water. Avoid high-heat drying.
Customers should verify their order, but in the case of defects or incorrect items, a refund or a replacement is available within 14 days of delivery. We take pride in our products and will work to resolve any and all issues to your satisfaction.
Every month we make a contribution to a Charity that serves Navy Veterans, whether exclusively, or military Veterans in general. It is part of our Mission Statement to give back to the community of Veterans that sacrificed so much in service to our Nation.
Navy Humor was created by a U.S. Navy veteran who comes from a long line of Navy veterans. Our products are designed for Navy veterans, active-duty sailors, and all who love the humor, pride, & tradition of the World's Greatest Navy.
The Navy isn't just a job - it's a lifelong brotherhood and sisterhood. Our products bring that connection, and those memories, to life - letting you wear your pride, your sea stories, and inside jokes, wherever you go!
Our Mission is simple: keep the humor of the Navy, and its traditions, alive through high-quality products and excellent customer service. We are also dedicated to giving back to the Navy community through various veteran-focused charities, and acts of service.