• NavyHumor COFFEE Whole / 12 oz Captain's Reserve: Midrats Blend
  • NavyHumor COFFEE Captain's Reserve: Midrats Blend
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  • NavyHumor COFFEE Captain's Reserve: Midrats Blend
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Captain's Reserve: Midrats Blend

Captain's Reserve: Midrats Blend

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Built for the quiet hours between watches, Captain’s Reserve: Midrats Blend is a smooth, full-bodied blend with deep chocolate character, roasted peanut notes, and a slightly sweet, clean finish.

Roast: Medium/Dark — rich enough to carry the midwatch, smooth enough for another cup, and built with the kind of body that stands up to long nights at sea.

Taste: Deeply chocolaty with distinct notes of roasted peanut, a touch of sweetness, big body, and a clean, approachable finish.

Whole Sailor Story:

Midrats—short for midnight rations—has long been the meal that keeps the ship moving while most of the crew is asleep. It belongs to the oncoming watch, the off-going watch, and every Sailor who has ever found a little comfort under fluorescent lights with a hot plate and a full coffee urn.

The menu changed from ship to ship and generation to generation. Some nights brought shepherd’s pie, sandwiches, soup, or whatever the cooks could turn into one more solid meal. Saturday nights might mean pizza and wings. Whatever was on the serving line, coffee was never far away.

Captain’s Reserve: Midrats Blend carries that tradition forward with a multi-origin selection of coffees from Mexico, Brazil, Colombia, and Guatemala. Together, they create a smooth and complex cup with deep chocolate profile, subtle roasted peanut notes, and a slightly sweet finish.

Roasted to a medium-dark profile, Midrats delivers a big body without sacrificing balance. The finish is clean, the flavor is approachable, and the cup is ready for everything from the first watch turnover to the final cleanup on the mess decks.

This is Captain’s Reserve—a limited-run coffee selected for Shipmates who appreciate something beyond the standard issue. When the run is gone, it may be gone for good. No promises, no restock sea stories.

Hoist a mug, grab a seat on the mess decks, and keep the watch moving with Captain’s Reserve: Midrats Blend.

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(Heather colors are poly/cotton blend)

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(If your typical fit is between sizes, we recommend ordering the larger size)

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Follow these care instructions and your t-shirts will keep their vibrant colors.

  1. Wash and dry your t-shirts inside out. It's a simple yet crucial step.
  2. Use low temperatures and gentle detergents. Your shirt isn't doing duty in the pit, so avoid high heat!
  3. Resist the temptation to spin excessively. Extra spins can lead to more wear and tear.
  4. Air dry your t-shirts whenever possible. If tumble drying, avoid mixing them with heavyweight items like winter coats and blankets.
  5. Iron your t-shirts inside out and start with a lower heat setting. Designs and irons aren't always the best of friends.

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Our goal at Navy Humor is your satisfaction.

Our Navy inspired gear is typically non-returnable, but our goal is for 100% satisfaction guarantee. Please reach out to us if something isn't right.

⚓ 30-Day Return Policy
⚓ Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.

Refunds:

⚓ Received product is damaged or defective
⚓ Within 30 days of purchase
⚓ MUST be unused and be returned in the same condition in which you received your item.

For returns or refunds contact us at: support@navyhumor.com

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Are you a Navy Veteran-owned company?

Yes, the owner served 10+ years in the United States Navy as a Machinist's Mate, from July 1983 to November 1993. He honorably discharged as an MM1 after working in in the engine rooms of two submarine tenders, and a Military Police Watch Commander.

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Customers should verify their order, but in the case of defects or incorrect items, a refund or a replacement is available within 14 days of delivery. We take pride in our products and will work to resolve any and all issues to your satisfaction.

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